As a Jew we have two laws. Well we have many laws, but these two are: don’t eat cheeseburgers, and always be happy when you greet people.
The thing is, I know people who would never eat a chesseburger, but at the same time, they won’t smile when they see people.
At the same time, I know people who have no problem eating a cheeseburger, but they’re the nicest people I’ve ever met.
Who’s the religious Jew here? It seems that everyone’s picking and choosing. Why can’t there be more Jews happy doing both?